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Heterosexual marriage the only kind of union God approves of? Can we consider
Homosexual marriage or do we have to dwell on anal insertion and lesbian
licking? Sometimes the ideals of the family values crowd are an illusion.
There is no perfect marriage, homosexual, bisexual, or heterosexual. Marriage
isn't defined by procreation anymore, it's defined by love and companionship.
And get over the repulsion of homosexual sex, you homophobes. Much of what
marriage has to do with is who takes out the garbage, who pays the bills
and who left the toilet seat up (one irritation that lesbian couples have
no problems with). People do strange things in the bedroom that we really
do not need to dwell on, and strange things when they're alone like scratching,
shaving , plucking, yanking, moisturizing, picking, and seeing how far it
can go in before it hurts. If we really want to get back to the traditional
structure of marriage then marriages need to be arranged, women need to
be thought of as property, and no more birth control--pop them babies out. |
