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real problem with heterosexuals is that they are obsessed with asses and
breasts, either their own or someone else's. And then when it comes to homosexuality
the homophobes' main objection seems to be that gay people might insert
something into the ass or touch tit to tit. If you could go outside yourself,
outside of the human race and be an alien from another planet, you might
be grossed out by heterosexual activities in general. We stick penises into
mucous-filled caverns and wiggle back an forth in idiotic rhythms while
facial contortions explode with screams and groans. Sex is weird. So when
a homophobe says homosexual activity is abnormal, I say the whole damn sex
thing is suspect as far as normalcy is concerned. |