ASS AND BREAST OBSESSIONS
The real problem with heterosexuals is that they are obsessed with asses and breasts, either their own or someone else's. And then when it comes to homosexuality the homophobes' main objection seems to be that gay people might insert something into the ass or touch tit to tit. If you could go outside yourself, outside of the human race and be an alien from another planet, you might be grossed out by heterosexual activities in general. We stick penises into mucous-filled caverns and wiggle back an forth in idiotic rhythms while facial contortions explode with screams and groans. Sex is weird. So when a homophobe says homosexual activity is abnormal, I say the whole damn sex thing is suspect as far as normalcy is concerned.
   
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